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In the beginning of November there were many determined soldiers. However, many men have fallen throughout this brutal war; some of who reached a few days, maybe even a couple of weeks. But in the end, only a few survived…

No recorded male (who regularly masturbates) in the history of the world has completed No Nut November! For long now, we have awaited some champion of endurance and self-control to inspire the rest of the men to finish the challenge.

But YOU defeated all the evil forces this world tempted you with. You are the victor of the people, you are one of the last, a rare warrior who passed the month with 0 nuts. So upon fully completing this challenge, which is an extremely great honor, and a true symbol of power I hereby present you the ultimate prize

Here is your Destroy dick December valid pass –> Use it with great caution. *now scream*


You bust a nut a certain amount of days depending which day it is. Starting with one nut on the 1st day, 2 nut on the 2nd and so on (one nut, two nut, three nut, four nut) everyday…. It comes out to a whopping total of 496 nuts throughout the month of December with 31 nuts on the 31st of December.

Our doctors here at have analysed the risks and said “Sir that is not healthy and possibly fatal, I highly advise you to not attempt it and proceed with no masturbation” and “Sir please get off the table and go back to psych ward!” and “Get out of my office now! Please I’m calling security”.

So there you have it boys, don’t attempt Destroy Dick December without consulting a professional or asking your dad for advise first.

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Winner of 2017

ben dover

“It got to a point where even my house looked thicc, I swear everything started turning against me but I stayed strong and I followed the advice on this website. I couldn’t have made it without the support, thank you very much for the award I’m very honoured. Now if you’ll excuse me, uhhhm I just need to do something real quick” – Ben (1st December 00:20 AM)



Winner of 2018


(to be announced… if anyone makes it)

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